When I saw the bit about Jude apologizing for his affair with the nanny, I had to ask, Jude Who? (In fact I pride myself on my ignorance of all celebre-trivia, half believing that these stories are a conspiracy to distract us from the serious buggering we’re getting from the guys in charge right now.)
Just then Mr. Law's handsome face flashed across my internet portal and I nearly cried.
Why, you ask?
Because when they make the movie of Diana Lively is Falling Down, Jude Law has always been my choice for Humphrey, Diana’s eighteen year old son. Now it appears he’s more suited to the part of Ted, Diana's horrid husband.
So Jude, not to worry. You’ve not only got Ted sewn up but you’ve also got a shot at winning my vile husband contest, which means your fiance will get a free signed copy of DIANA LIVELY IS FALLING DOWN, plus her chance to express to gentle readers just how much of a wanker you really are. Unless of course, you secretly love the nanny but cannot marry her because she’s of the serving classes, in which case she would be the one to win the free copy of the book, but either way, consider this latest dalliance to be a win-win for your movie career, to say nothing of the pre-film buzz you’ll get from my website.
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